Cheers to a happy new year!
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Our scanner, which art from Siemens,
Hallowed be thy coils.
Thy data come;
Thy scans be done;
In grey matter as it is in white matter.
Give us this day our daily blobs.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass onto our scan slots.
And lead us not into the magnet room carrying a pair of scissors,
But deliver us from volunteers who can’t keep their heads still.
For thine is the magnet,
The gradients,
And the headcoil,
For ever and ever (at least until we can afford a 7T).
Amen.
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There are times when you become so obsessed with an idea or desire that it consumes you and turns the entirety of your life into an all-encompassing project to fulfill what has by now become your mission in life. Wile E. Coyote's obsession with catching and eating the Road Runner is a case in point.