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Thursday, 21 July 2011

God: Wrong for America, Wrong for Your Penis

Posted on 07:26 by Unknown
I recently reported on the absolutely bananas congregation sponsored by Texas governor Rick Perry. Very quickly, the idea is that a bunch of Christians "leaders" intent on running the country are basically aware that they have no idea how to do it, so their plan is just to ask God to help out. That's what I call leadership: give me the money, pray for someone else to magically fix the problems.

But as Stephen Colbert makes clear, having Yahweh as your vice-president ticket is not that different than having Joe Biden as your vice-president ticket...

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Since God is wrong for America, should you vote for Jesus, Kant, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, or Frankenstein?
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